Welcome to Best Hotels USA: A Solo Traveler’s Guide to World-Class Stays and Adventures
Hi, I’m your travel buddy—your slightly sarcastic, totally independent, and perpetually overpacked solo traveler.
I’ve wandered through the chaos of Times Square, gotten lost in the wilderness of Yellowstone (don’t ask), and yes, I’ve even managed to find peace while sipping wine in a plush hotel suite overlooking the San Francisco skyline. And guess what? I did it all solo.
Best Hotels USA is not just your average list of hotels. Oh no, it’s your go-to guide for discovering the real hotels—the ones where you’ll either have the time of your life or at least have a hilarious story to tell later. I’m here to share my honest, often witty, and occasionally ridiculous experiences with hotels, and give you all the tips you didn’t know you needed.
Whether you’re seeking luxurious city stays, quirky boutique hideaways, or family-friendly resorts (because, hey, even solo travelers end up in Disney sometimes), you’ve come to the right place.
Why Travel Solo? Because I Can
Let’s talk about solo travel for a second. Some say it’s intimidating. I say it’s liberating. Imagine booking a hotel you want without debating about room service orders or poolside seating. It’s a dream, really.
Here, I’ll guide you through the ups (and inevitable downs) of solo travel, from where to find the best rooftop bar views to how to avoid tourist traps that steal your soul and wallet. Think of it as a travel guide, but with more sarcasm and fewer boring, predictable tips.
You’ll get the real lowdown on everything—from where to stay in the bustling streets of New York City to avoiding that overpriced but Instagram-famous café in Paris. And don’t worry, we’ll cover everything in between: luxurious beachfront villas in Bali, quaint Airbnbs hidden away in Tuscany, cozy boutique hotels in Prague, and the unforgettable riads of Marrakech.
The Hotels: Only the Ones Worth Talking About
You’re here because you want the best hotels, right? I’ve stayed in everything from swanky suites in Vegas to quaint B&Bs in New England that felt like stepping into a Norman Rockwell painting. But I’m not about the frills unless they’re worth it. Expect brutally honest hotel reviews—if the breakfast buffet was sad, you’ll know. If the bed felt like a cloud sent from the heavens, I’ll rave about it. Because let’s face it: finding the perfect hotel can make or break your trip.
Let’s talk about the real gems—the ones where I felt like I was floating on air after a massage in Bali, or where I almost didn’t leave my room in Budapest because the hotel had a spa that was just that good. But hey, we’re also going to keep it real. Sometimes, even the best-looking hotel can come with an unexpected guest: like the time I found a lizard in my shower in Thailand. Spoiler alert—it’s fine, we became friends (sort of).
The Best Destinations (and the Real Talk You Won’t Get from a Travel Brochure)
Hotels are only half the fun. I’m also here to dish on what to do in each city. Because let’s be real: not every museum or park is worth the trek, and some tourist traps are just that—traps.
Expect sarcasm, snark, and some real talk as I break down which attractions deserve your time and which ones you can politely skip. From snapping pics of the Golden Gate Bridge (you will 100% take at least 20) to dodging the crowds at Niagara Falls, I’ve got all the insider secrets. And trust me, not every waterfall is worth the hype (looking at you, over-touristy spots).
Beyond the U.S., we’ll venture into the bustling streets of Bangkok, where you can find everything from luxury sky-high hotels to budget stays with the best street food on your doorstep. I’ll also take you to the chic corners of Paris—I’m talking hotels with the best views of the Eiffel Tower without breaking the bank—and those hidden cobblestone streets of Rome where the gelato is better than any 5-star restaurant.
Feel like hitting the beach? We’ve got Bali, where sunsets feel magical from your private villa or the ultra-luxe spa resorts in Thailand that offer yoga classes right on the sand. Maybe you prefer to stroll through charming European cities? Let’s wander together through Prague and Budapest, where the architecture makes you feel like you’ve stepped back in time, but the hotels offer all the modern luxuries you need (and some of the best rooftop bars to boot).
Solo Travel Tips and Stories to Keep You Laughing
Solo travel isn’t all glamorous selfies and peaceful meditations. It’s also getting lost in a market in Marrakech, stumbling upon the best street food of your life, and maybe having a minor breakdown because your hotel in Bangkok wasn’t exactly as described (but don’t worry, I’ll tell you how to avoid that).
Every destination has its quirks. In Florence, you might find yourself sipping wine on a rooftop overlooking the Duomo, feeling like you’ve stepped into a postcard. Meanwhile, in Hanoi, you’ll be navigating the motorbike chaos and trying not to spill your pho as you cross the street. I’ve got stories to tell, and I’m not holding back.
What about the unexpected? Like booking what I thought was a luxurious suite in Venice, only to realize I had to haul my suitcase up three flights of ancient stairs (and by ancient, I mean “seriously, how did people back then do this?”). Spoiler: The views were worth it, but my arms still haven’t forgiven me.
Around the World in 80 Hotels (Okay, Maybe Not 80, But You Get the Point)
Let’s not pretend the U.S. is the only place with incredible hotels. The world is vast, and whether I’m reviewing a hotel in the heart of New York City or a hideaway in the rolling hills of Tuscany, I’m here to share the highs and lows of it all.
You’ll find me lounging by infinity pools in Phuket, sipping cocktails with a view in Santorini, and trying to not get lost in the winding streets of Lisbon. And yes, I’ll be giving you all the details about where to stay so you don’t end up in a hotel that looks great online but ends up being a disaster IRL (we’ve all been there).
Ready for Your Next Adventure?
So, here we are—whether you’re planning a quick getaway to Vegas, a cultural deep dive into Vietnam, or a once-in-a-lifetime trip through the vineyards of Tuscany, I’m here to make sure your stay is fabulous, your adventures are epic, and your travel stories are ones for the books (or at least a good cocktail hour).
Join me on this journey through the world’s best hotels, one hilarious, enlightening, and slightly snarky review at a time. We’ll laugh, we’ll explore, and we’ll definitely have some wild stories to share.
Let’s pack our bags (don’t forget your sarcasm), and get ready to travel the world—one fabulous hotel at a time.
